funkyladies – Zelda Is a Happy Pooper

Zelda, a slim brunette with dyed green streaks in her hair, is alone in a bathroom going about her business like it’s completely natural — because it is. She starts standing, one leg lifted high as she leans over the toilet, clearly mid-poop, face relaxed like she’s been holding it in forever. You see her shift, then sit down fully on the bowl, reaching back with one hand for toilet paper, still processing. After she’s done, she stands again, holding the paper near her ass like she’s prepping to wipe, calm and casual. Later, a second girl — short brown hair, no green dye — takes the same stance over the toilet, shirt hiked up, bending forward like she’s going through the same routine. Both girls look about 20, slim build, no nudity beyond the bathroom act, but it’s all very real and unfiltered. The camera stays at a medium side angle, mostly profile shots, nothing too close-up but you see everything you need to. It’s not sexual in a traditional way — no moaning, no touching, just two girls taking a shit — but it’s oddly intimate, the kind of thing you don’t see in mainstream porn. The lighting is natural, looks like a real home bathroom, and the whole vibe is low-key, almost documentary style. No music, no cuts to fake reactions — just straight-up scat content done without pretense.